kenneth's conscience thinks to itself. should have seen that it wasn't a cannon filled with fireworks. should have seen that the fan was spinning way too fast. should have seen that it was really a freaking shitcannon aimed at a fan spinning at a speed 5.

kenneth's conscience was too late. kenneth's conscience realised the shit already hit the fan. maybe kenneth's conscience was only born after the room was splattered with shit. but be that as it may, kenneth's conscience came to the conclusion that even if that was the case, it is still glad that it was born. kenneth's conscience thought to itself. "either way i don't want this crap all over my bedroom" so it began wiping crap off one side of a wall. and kenneth's conscience smiles to itself.

;kenneth's conscience wonders if anybody can read its thoughts. and then realizes it's kinda dumb to have wrote it down on a blog if it didn't want people to know its thoughts. and then realises again that if it didn't write it down in the first place, all these thoughts would have been forgotten away anyway. as by now a thousand other thoughts would have flown through the subconscious mind. and then realises again again that maybe it isn't so bad afterall to allow people to read it. as most people wouldn't know what it's about anyway. thus kenneth's conscience comes to the decision, that it will allow this very very small portion of kenneth's subconscious thoughts to forever be etched into the eternal walls of kenneth's internet memory album.

The End!

Check out the latest vid I made! Try watch without laughing! : D



old video, new tricks. Put titles, credits, mixed in some high quality audio, and it's the video of the year baby!

Cheers to the star Xu Hui. My very good friend.
Jason the hairdresser.
Kenneth the Cameraman.
Boonjun the camera owner.

Salon is at Kovan. MicroCut L'oreal salon. Really good place to go for a haircut.






(we will get through any shit any how any way any will any day!)

WAS IT SOME PARTY LAST NIGHT OR WHAT!!! WOOOOOOO!! i was so totally expecting a Normal dinner that night. Just a quiet dinner sit down with family. buT BOY WAS I WRONG!

i donno HOW it Came To Be! bBut i turning up and turning down and turning in and turning round and in the end! my uncle house was PACK with all the nuts and crazies who are none other than my Dear Dear friends!!

Most Of The Faces You See Up There. plus 1 weixin, 1 yunting, 1 alex and 1 galvin

cheers to gal for organising the whole thing for yours truly. i heard he spend loads of time into this.
SO ! what happened there?!? fucking crazy stuff! nearly died laughing that night!

in a nutshell it was, FOOD. DRINKS. CAKE. PRESENTS. AND LOADS LOADS OF FUN.

MASSAGE CHAIR SHENANIGANS! CRAZY POKER GAMES and a CERTAIN SOMEONE nearly got DRUNK HAH!

all in all the night was a blast! thanks everyone for making my big day REALLY A BIG DAY. or night. NAH LET'S CALL IT DAY. or should we call it night. DAY. night. DAY. night. DAYYYYYY. NIIIIIIGHT!!

one more indecent accident!

okAY! so the school term has started! things seem to be picking up now, the first term was a real bore. but now that we've gotten to know each other, it means time to party!

first days of school wasn't too bad, DAY 1 everyone was ZOMBIE. and when i said everyone i meant EVERYONE. and in this special case the definition of EVERYONE is EVERYSINGLEFUCKINONE!!! i get out of the car. i look around me and i see zombie. i walk into the school and i look at my dear classmates and i see Zombie. i sit down and i look all around me and all I Saw WAS OOOBAJEEBEE ZOMBIE!!!

i was absotutely appalled and amazingly abtotused. (in english) it means i was freaking Freakingly FReakyly FREAKED OUT!!!

ah Hah! but you see! kenneth does not lose his calm in the middle of a crisis like a zombie apocalypse! suddenly he had a BRAINBLAST! HE WOULD ACT LIKE A ZOMBIE TOO! so i went into zombie mode. and it SURE FOOLED THEM! throughout the entire day NO ONE SUSPECTED ME! and fortunately i left the school without my brains being eaten!

THATS RIGHT! KENNETH OUTSMARTED ALL OF YOU BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! you gotta problem ? huh ? SO SUE ME!!

alrighty, this looks like i'm done with this. i gotta go catch me some z's now. bye!

FUUUUUUUUUUUU there's this elective thing in school right now. mmhmm, yeah. it's boring. :(
now you see it wasn't just boring, it was BORING. and by BORING i meant BORING. and that means that it was boringly boring and boringvably boringative at boringly bringing boringly upon us boredom and boringness which bored us boringeffectively.

i'm sitting next to this kaixin person as i'm writing to dear blog. what is she doing? watching this anime thing. mmhmm, looks fun. i gonna ask her for the title. ok so maybe elective wasn't so bad. i get to do anything i want. but this music creation thing is dead boring. maybe i would have changed my mind if i could play a real instrument but NOOOO. all they give you is the keyboard with a piano PROGRAM. so yeah, it sucks balls. monkey balls. donkey balls.

i'm not gonna show up tomorrow. gonna be at home, in my room, with my computer, with the hi-fi on, with the aircon on, with my lavalamps glowling, and i'll catch up abit on maths. woohoohoofoohoohooo.

take my advice dear friends, there could be much funner and purposeful things you could be doing instead of being in school for this feeble attempt to educate the steudents of serangoon secondary school.

have fun in school dickheads! try not to think of good old kenneth relaxingly relaxed with relaxingly relaxing relaxative relaxation and relaxativably relaxingavisation and relaxationess.

Your's sincerely faithfully truly madly deeply,
Kenneth.

had this chinese test today. wouldn't call it a test. for pictures of the whole thing visit Joan's blog. she quietly snapped a few. fooled around with the piano after school with alwin. he taught me more of that jail chow piano song lusiaoyu or something. and it was back home for me. damn i need to find some life soon. just me being here typing this goes to show the boredom and nolife.

check it out. my blog is alive. lot's of things happened past few months. life's screwed up in many ways. but i don't want to care about it anymore. been there done that. cared in all ways i could. life didn't pick up. so i decided to stop caring. and guess what, life's never been better.

i'm getting more and more views at youtube with each passing day. type in harp and flute. you'll see me at the top of the list.

cheers to good times.

aye new post. so me len and gal watched a couple of movies the past week. first was Iron Man. it rocked. damn it half makes me wish i took D&T instead of F&N. next time design iron man suits for us. we go conquer the world and be the kings of the world lololol. Then we watched Drillbit Taylor. interesting show. about nerds fighting back badass bullies. pahaha loved every minute of it. now that's the way victims of bullying should fight back bullies. with friendship and teamwork. better than that virginia tech guy who shot up the whole school with a couple of handguns. but then again yeah. feel sorry for him. that happened because he had no friends at all. so yeah. respect. he is an example of what a person is capable of if he has no friends. times like this feel thankful for friends yeah ?

today we also went to chompchomp at night. was supposed to be a big group, alex told me so at least. then i dunno how it all boiled down to just Me, Len, Julius, Alex. and Cheryl actually. but she went home early so don't count. haha it was hilarious. she took a cab all the way from newton or something. all the way down to serangoon gardens. and then she suddenly wanted to go home. PAHAHA. $$$ fly away. i dunno sometimes i really think what my uncle says is true. women are stupid. especially singapore women. LOLOLOL. yeah so chompchomp was fun, i had.. a grass jelly dinner.. yeah. big $3 grass jelly drink, grass jelly dessert thing, and i share hokkien mee with alex. he ate most of it. greedy pig. lennard and julius had their usual "i can eat more cockles than you" showdown. and the best part was that alex order for them from wrong stall or something. the cockles smelled like shit. although lennard just used my own line against me, "you're just smelling the inside of your nose", he and julius later gave up eating the cockles. some of them had black black thing in them yuck ! i think tomorow they stay at home cannot come out of the toilet. i think i'll go get them a Get Well Soon cards.

so anyway that concludes the post. til next time then.

well i have decided to finally update my blog. have been busy this past days. well whats new is that on maths exam paper 1, i forgot to bring my calculator. bloody hell i had to do my questions primary school style with working. made me slow down until kind kaixin lended me her calculator like half an hour til end of exam. dammit i left 3 or 4 questions undone. shall score like mad for tommorows paper 2. dammit tan yan ho said my essay went off point ! shit later i fail english again i shall cry.my compre better had pull me up. and i better give my homework in before tanyan ho marks anything. gahgahgah.

so we were bored the other day and decided to go to the 14th floor of my block and burst my 30inch crazy madass firework party popper. check it out, marven as the star setting it off, cuz i was afraid to do it myself.


lawl, ignore my gay-ish laugh. :D BOOM !

well april fools yesterday, brought hell lot of party poppers, snowspray, powder, airhorn, airgun and stuff. BWAHAHHA, powder was a favorite among the crowd. zhihao kena powder all over him, victor borrow and pour all over botak, then victor kena scold by that ugly teacher vincent goh. hahah whole corridor became powdery and slippery. can slide alot sia, matin keep sliding. moonwalking there is good too. mwahhaha, the corridor like belong to me liao my trademark on it. i kept shocking people with the poppers, and at 12 when april fools was officially over, we burst the extra large popper at the 3rd floor. although i was thinking more of bursting it in the canteen... dunno who go bomb it.

ah and day before april fool. bloody, got problem.. eamonn come find problem with me. nabei i come out of classroom one person, he there 5 or 6 friend with him. push me against railing and pull hair. fucker i want whack him.. but cannot.. he shit stronger than me.. plus teacher came out and stopped us.. probably a good thing cuz i think if i hit eamonn i there on the floor knock out.. and why he come find problem ? because i call him loser at a tagboard. which was full of eamonn haters anyway. donno which idiot go baotoh me. or really eamonn got so long nose and thickskin to enter blog which hate him. stupid la. after that in corridor, meet again. he take phone everything like wan call people. dunno he coward or what. he definitely stronger than me, he still wan call for backup.

ahaha then joke of the day. botak show up and took out a hammer from D&T room and give me. say i should use. LOL.

so nvm, afterward evrybody agree that to avoid a fight, we say sorry to each other, me say for calling him a loser in the first place, then he will say for attacking me at my classroom. so of course avoid la, he 1 on 1 me.. he sit on me i think i die also sia.. so i say sorry for calling him. but he wan say sorry i say i dun want his sorry. knn who want anything from him sia. stupid zhenqi still call me shake hand with him.. i wash my hand 5year also havent clean arh.. okaykay. enough ranting. but what the point is here, i called him a loser at a hater's spot anyway. not say i walk straight up to him and just say. i'd be looking for trouble that way. and i still don't understand who is such a pussy, will backstab me. i nvr do anything to whoever he is also. i probably wouldn't hold a grudge against him in the first place. bcos personally it's just eamonn i don't like. so yeah.. why he want backstab me for what ? must be some retard or he really is eamonn dog. very proud ah ? to be his dog.

aww yeah, and thanks all of you who supported me. and if a fight was what u wanted to see, then sorry, sorry that i couldn't give it to you. but still thanks for supporting.

Galvin, advising me not to get myself beat. Julius, with his phone ready to call down help. Victor, for offering me a backstab back at him (thanks but no thanks, i'm not that desperate, yet, LOL). BoonJun, i know when the time comes he would do his very best to protect me. Marven, wanting to bring his 27INCH BASEBALL BAT. Chonghan, Wilfred, Nuttapong, and practically all the EC guys, for being there and adding to the noise haha. Botak ! FOR BRINGING ME THE HAMMER ! LOL ! Jasmine,Shermaine and company, for supporting me =). That red tie prefect that offered bringing the case to Batiah, (thanks but nope,xD). and yeah practically evryone else who was there for me. Thanks guys. =D

okay, yesterday was cheryl's big day. and i didn't wish her till 11.48pm at night. and i called from my toilet, xD. if she had waited like 10seconds more before she hangup she woulda heard the flush TEEHEE =D haven't wished swati yet. will tommorow i guess

bought new airguns, and lost my handphone. which is sort of a good thing becos now i got a reason to ask for a new handphone. and not ask one for my birthday instead. which i think i will ask for a PS3 now. heh. Grand Theft Auto 4 here i come !

i think i'll be buying a new pair of specs soon, just for the sake so i can wear colored lenses and still see, since color lenses dont have degree.. i think i'll try looking for red lenses. or probably green.i wonder if they have electric yellow. yeah some crazy colors i would love.

oh yeah and the song here is groovin'. the 80's never fade away does it ? 80's song nvr goes out of style =D

-pic of a sunrise i took this morning-


nice ain't it ?

well today was fun.. had my boooring eye checkup again, they teached my lousy eye to tell the difference of contrasts........ yeah... diffrentiating contrasts... lawl.

then met up with cheryl,marven,boonboon and julius at cineleasure.. cheryl decided to go home early so left us 4 guys, alvin came later. so.. we went to the arcade and play play.. the something like tennis game with a puck, and time crisis.

then at the daytona machines we found a wallet/handbag/pouch whatever it is, (with a pink fuzzy ball attached to the zip) it had like, stuff inside it.. a phone, a DAMN expensive one too by the look of it, samsung ultra music edition slim phone, gawd that was neat. an ipod. some other stuff i didnt bother to look at. and a wallet. found a girl's ez link in it.. her name Tan Sherilyn Huiting or something.. julius said from our school.. i dunno.. anyway i tried to get the phone to work so we could probably call one of her friends and tell them about it.. but the phone remain black screen. so nvm we were about to give up hope on that, then the phone started ringing just as about i was to put it back in my bag. so answer,

"hello ?"
"hi.."
"ahmm.. who dis ? are you the owner of this phone?"
"umm.. yes yes"
"okay, uh..yeah, your stuff all here also, mp3 & stuff.."
"hah ? really ah ?" (like REALLY lah ! goondu or what _l_)
"yeah yeah really, so you wanna meet somewhere?"
"wherewhere ?"
"umm, okay KFC can ?"
"okay"
"okay"
"bye"
"bye"

okay and thats that.. met her and her friends at the kfc, we gave her back her bag.

"hi.."
"ah, hi, umm,your phone and ezlink.."
"thankyou thankyou"
"ah wait, your other stuff.." -reach into bag and take- "here you go"
"thanks thanks!"
"yeah yeah sure, dun lose stuff again ah"
"okay sure sure thanks"
"yeah bye"
"bye~ thanksyou ah"
"no problem, bye"
"byebye"

and yeah thats that.. the guys didn't look too happy.. haha, but yeah la.. its nice to do someone a good deed right, makes u feel all warm inside.. and i bet they're feeling the same way.. =D pass on the good deed ya !

ookay.. so heres some of the stuff i bought from yesterday and today..

this here's my new lighter. bought it at some stand at orchard road. cool huh ? there was also this other design that has a snake on it, i had a hard time deciding between the two.. but finally decided on this.. gotta love the gun,

-removed the pic of the toy gun. dun wan IDA to see- =p

-evil laugh- check me out. shud delete this too, but too good to delete la lol
serangoon sec massacre =D

bang bang! nutcase, LOL


haha, fun day.. swimming tommorrow, anyone wana come call me, or lennard. ^^

went eye checkups monday and today.. my eyes improved yipee ! gonna have to make a new set of contact lenses. eh, nothing much to write. i'll probably post something after tmr's night out

hahahaha, aww... marven angry at me for the whole him + gwendolyn thing.. and gwendolyn likewise. kk la, eh evrybody nothing going on between them la, it started off as some idiot tagboard comment from dunno which idiot, NOTHING going on between them at all. its virtually impossible okay. i mean its like...

-okay actually i put some pictures of marven here but he ask me take off, spoilsport =(-

and like i'm sure gwen would go for like..


or probably one of these..




or this one, =D




mmkay.. joke aside, yeah. nothing going on at all. sorry ah gwen,anyhow spread kaya. eh i mean rumor ^^ and ah marven dun angry liao okay ? wun spoil ur relationship with ah sharlini anymore =D

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF MEEE !! HAHAHAHAAAHA

MISSING HUSBAND. if you find him please call me at 92964416.
REWARD for those that return him to me.
he limps if he run fast, and he looks like the picture above.
if you see him don't call me straight away. call me, i come, he gone, you BODOH. catch him (if u have to, kick his balls) tie him up with.. skipping rope or something, then call me. thank you for your kind help.

argh boring, i bought Call of Duty 4 and i gotta say its quite nice. but the realistic-ness kills me.. serious the bullets can penetrate walls and ppl are throwing back my own grenades to kill me.. ah well lets not talk bout that.. i also started playing Audition again, and some of the new songs are very nice. i seemed to have lost some of my touch.. i cant play that 150beat song.. max i can play now is 130 and i strain alot.. my chaining is still perfect though. Lol, get it ? my chaining is stil Perfect ? haha, yeah i still could chain a x8 on my first day back.. which i had to dwl 4 patches to play omg.. 4 bloody patches...

haix, i didnt go the road run on friday and i dunno how i'm going to explain myself.. although the holiday is nearing and i can just zao.. oh speaking of which holiday who wan go swimming/cycling/movie/prawn fishing/fishing/all ? oh and one of the days i might be holding a little party at my old house, cuz my dad is going on some business trip and he leaving the house to my care. so its a dump but ALL the more perfect to play FLASHLIGHT HIDE AND SEEK. explain the rules, 2 ppl will be the SEEKERS, and we give them torchlight. then we OFF all the light in the house and TOTAL darkness. then must find evryone. ppl can move from place to place if they want >=D. oh and maybe can watch some movies on his new dunno how many inch TV.. not as big as 12millionaire alvin's TV but its quite big in my opinion. and my dad got a BIG collection of movies, provided we can find them in the mess of his house.. those wan to come sms or email or tagboard. if u dunno means nvr read my blog and SERVES U RIGHT MUHAAHAHAHA =D

class i have good and bad news for you today. bad news is whole class failed SS. good news is entire lvl only 16 ppl pass. LOL. and *ehem. 14 passes from ED. class of the RAMBUTAN ~fishy... haha, galvin roy victor xuhui minting yunting kaixin and a few more got punish by tina today for walking around during chinese lesson. the chinese teacher go complain tina sia.. and i got off lucky cuz i was outside the class for TOILET~ MUHAHAHAH >=D. but then i felt bad, so i decided to get punish also. halfway walking to the door stupid chinese teacher stop me and tina say i better get back to my seat. LMAO. aww well.

then after school we picked the locks of 3 lockers for fun. using only strips of metal from a tin can. HAHA the school is NO LONGER a safe place >=D nuttapong, suvin, junjie and julius have all learned the super secret sacred art of kenneth tay style lockpickin' with a soyabean can ! a gentle reminder, do not bring ur handphone to school. handphone confiscation is now 24/7 ! well actually 24/5.

hahaha i really brought those chips and ate in front of roy today. and i dunno how he still manage to persuade me to gift him some lawl. woot got chem paper back today and i got 20/25 ! top in class until stupid zhihao go keep ask teacher for marks, wah evry question also ask until mr yan giv him like 2marks.. then he match my score... >=(

oh, and the chips if anyone wonder why nvr see me holding is bcuz i hide in EA classroom eat with alvin =D bribe him say dun tell evryone then share with him 50/50. (but he didn't see i was taking like 2chips in one turn, so turnout shud be like 75/25 LAWL)

hai, todya maths paper was easy but i still scared sia.. the quetsion never say nid make to positive index, so i didn't, but then i like wondering wether i should have anot.. ahhhh, want to KICK something!! anyway went home on the plan that i go to arcade at superbowl myself and train my new maximum tune card but i fell asleep and woke up at 8.. then play WoW lor.. kk go read for history tmr..

physics chem paper today.. wah xuhui wan copy then the teacher very scary sia, keep turning here and there. haha, stupid xuhui make me lose at least 10minute of my time sia. =p then i dunno how in the paper my answer very funny de.. acceleration i get until 1/3 ms-2... die lol

, maths paper tmr and today during tuition nvr learn anything cuz i too busy eating chips and drinking soda lawl. tmr mugging in school. and history coming nearer nearer and i still nvr memorise properly the history book.. ahhh, yay who wan go beef tmr ?!? =D oh speaking of food, today F&N cook the stuff very wierd, suppose to make some gula dessert thing and ours put in fridge too late so become all sloppy. but our soyabean milk rocked. then stupid roy go steal all my potato chips leave me with a few crumbs.. tmr bringing BIG can PRINGLES. and gonna eat SLOWLY in front roy. >=D

Kenneth Tay Weng Kin Zheng Yong Jian
28/04/1993

xinghua primary, serangoon sec
1EA,2EA,3EE,4n4

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gonna need loads of 10cents for the thing.

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